Fwd: FREE first box! No, you’re not drunk. (But we are.)

Ugh. Hii. Alexus and Billie here. We haven’t made it off the couch yet today. Here’s what’s going on with me: my boss told me to make a new version of the email below — the one giving you a [FREE first box of toys and treats](~/AAPk3wA~/RgRn2uB1P0TaaHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuYmFya2JveC5jb20vam9pbi9mcmVlZmlyc3Rib3g_dXRtX2NvbnRlbnQ9MjM4OTA4NCZ1dG1fdGVybT1iYiZ1dG1fY2FtcGFpZ249MjAyNDAzMThfcHJvc3BlY3RzX2JiX2JhdGNoXzBwcC1kaXNjb3VudC1sYXVuY2hfZW5nYWdlZF9sdWNreS1kb2ctZmZ3LW1hci0yMDI0X2NvbnRyb2wmdXRtX3NvdXJjZT1wcm9zcGVjdF9lbmdhZ2VkJnV0bV9tZWRpdW09ZW1haWxXA3NwY0IKZe91W_hlR8IQP1IbdHJpc3RyYW1iYWxkd2luODZAZ21haWwuY29tWAQAAABK) — and send it today. But after yesterday’s St. Patrick’s Day festivities, I just don’t have it in me. So this is the email you’re getting instead. I know it’s not our best email. But just setting up this hyperlink for your [FREE box](~/AAPk3wA~/RgRn2uB1P0TaaHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuYmFya2JveC5jb20vam9pbi9mcmVlZmlyc3Rib3g_dXRtX2NvbnRlbnQ9MjM4OTA4NCZ1dG1fdGVybT1iYiZ1dG1fY2FtcGFpZ249MjAyNDAzMThfcHJvc3BlY3RzX2JiX2JhdGNoXzBwcC1kaXNjb3VudC1sYXVuY2hfZW5nYWdlZF9sdWNreS1kb2ctZmZ3LW1hci0yMDI0X2NvbnRyb2wmdXRtX3NvdXJjZT1wcm9zcGVjdF9lbmdhZ2VkJnV0bV9tZWRpdW09ZW1haWxXA3NwY0IKZe91W_hlR8IQP1IbdHJpc3RyYW1iYWxkd2luODZAZ21haWwuY29tWAQAAABK) pushed every molecule in my body to its breaking point. So now I need to close my laptop and cuddle Billie. Have keyboards always been this loud? Why does my hair hurt? I have to go. Send help. Goodnight, Alexus & Billie ~/AAPk3wA~/RgRn2uB1P0TLaHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuaW5zdGFncmFtLmNvbS9jb3JnaWNvd29ya2VyYmlsbGllLz91dG1fY2FtcGFpZ249MjAyNDAzMThfcHJvc3BlY3RzX2JiX2JhdGNoXzBwcC1kaXNjb3VudC1sYXVuY2hfZW5nYWdlZF9sdWNreS1kb2ctZmZ3LW1hci0yMDI0X2NvbnRyb2wmdXRtX3NvdXJjZT1wcm9zcGVjdF9lbmdhZ2VkJnV0bV9tZWRpdW09ZW1haWwmdXRtX3Rlcm09YmJXA3NwY0IKZe91W_hlR8IQP1IbdHJpc3RyYW1iYWxkd2luODZAZ21haWwuY29tWAQAAABK ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Scout from BARK Date: Sun, Mar 17, 2023 at 3:18 PM Subject: FREE first box! No, you’re not drunk. (But we are.)️ To: Alexus from BARK Cuz this is our best offer EVER. Get your first month of goodies on us. 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